Friday, October 3, 2008
News you should know, even if you can't use it
There is no magic this morning for either a Republican or a Cub fan.
But the sun is shining on train lovers.
Bailout pork: A $2 million tax break for makers of wooden arrows for children.
What I really want to know is: How the hell did the bear open the Spam?
The unfriendly skies are getting ever unfriendlier, especially if you're still in diapers.
In the U.S., dogs get these letters, but Germany has more kultur than that.
Penguins are getting lost. Is it climate change?
"We haven't just turned off our bullshit detectors, we've permanently disabled them."
A lap dancer's fertility cycle affects her tip-earning potential.
The most unsurprising -- and most elegant -- Presidential endorsement so far.